Tiny Mini-Post (Now with Extra River Water)

Here's a quick rundown on what's happened in the past twenty-four hours:

• So at some point yesterday, I hit my thousandth view, and I'm pretty sure only about half of those were attributable to spambots. You guys are cool, you know that? 
• Twenty-one hours ago, I went to the reunion party, and spent it singing show tunes whilst being accompanied by an awesome dude I probably won't see again. Also, we watched a taping of the show, which was awesome. 
• Four hours ago, I went out to go picture-hunting for my new job.
• Two hours ago, I found a fountain. 
• An hour and a half ago, I fell in a fountain. 
• Eighty-nine minutes ago, I realized the fountain was basically river water and thus nasty and filled with paper mill gunk. 
• Eighty-eight minutes and fifty-seven seconds ago (give or take a few) I all but levitated out of the fountain and started squishing back to my car.
• An hour ago, I had to explain to my family why I now smelled like nasty river water.
• Fifty-five minutes ago, I was sprayed down with a hose before I was allowed to enter the house.
• Fifty minutes ago, I finally got to the shower so I could stop smelling like the river, much to my relief.

It's been interesting. I'm going out again in a couple minutes to finish grabbing pics, to make up for those that I didn't take because I was overbalancing into a fountain. At least my camera didn't get wet.